December 2011
merry christmas, kiss my ass
me: sigh i wish i had someone to share the love of my favorite band with i would really like that
friend: hey i listened to your favorite band an-
me: what the fuck do you think you are doing you are not allowed to do that shut up and go away
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
thedumbisdead asked: i hate you a lot